Funny Questions

When you are bored or feel relaxed, just think of a few questions that are difficult to be answered. Some of them may look absurd, not making even any sense.

These questions are not my creations. I have simply collected 20 of them. You might have come across earlier too. Please enjoy once again and try to find out answers to some of them, if you can.😊😁

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1. When poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

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2. Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?

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3. Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?

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4. If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?

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5. May be oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.

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6. Every time you clean something, why do you make something else dirty?

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7. Why is it called ‘Rush Hour’ when traffic moves at its slowest then?

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8. At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?

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9.If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?

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10. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?

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11. Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the dishes in the Cupboard?

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12. What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?

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13. How come Noses run and Feet smell?

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14. Why the word funeral starts with FUN?

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15. Why isn’t a Fireman called a Water-man?

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16. How come Lipstick doesn’t do what it says?

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17. Which letter is silent in the word “Scent,” the S or the C?

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18. Why is there a ‘D’ in fridge,
but not in refrigerator?

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19. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn’t it be called double V?

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20. How do you get off a non-stop flight?

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Happy Sunday 😊


–Kaushal Kishore

69 Comments

  1. A lovely start to my day, Kaushal, thank you! My favorite question is:
    “If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what Humanitarian eat?”
    As I am both, apart from the vegetables, who also did I eat?

    Joanna

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    1. That’s upto you to answer. I think both vegetarian and humanitarian eat vegetables only. Thank you, Joanna for your interesting comment!

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  2. I have several pages with Crazy English stuff like this.
    Commas save lives: Let’s eat Grandma. Let’s eat, Grandma.
    β€œI” before β€œE,” except after “C,” or when either your weird feisty neighbor or his eight foreign heirs forfeit their beige heifers and seize freight. πŸ˜‚

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